This is the shirt. The one the Merrillan Cafe crew wears while pouring coffee with questionable accuracy and delivering sarcasm at dangerously high levels.
Now it’s your turn to suit up. Whether you're a regular, a future regular, or just someone who appreciates high-functioning diner chaos — this soft-style tee puts you in the club.
Color shown: Heather Maroon — the same color worn by our staff. Other colors available if you're more “blueberry coffee cake” than “sticky bun bold.”
Details: • Gildan 64000 – Unisex Softstyle Tee • Colors: Heather Maroon, White, Black, Sport Grey, Heather Indigo, Heather Purple, Heather Royal • Sizes: XS to 4XL • Classic crew neck, soft feel, durable enough for a double shift • Featuring the official Merrillan Cafe logo (coffee cup not included, but heavily implied)
Pro tip: Wear it to the cafe and see what kind of treatment you get. We won’t say VIP, but we will raise an eyebrow of approval.
